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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:20

So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
How does a person become transgender?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Nam eos consequatur amet quis qui dolorem optio.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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