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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

No go.

Eating green bananas can lower your risk of cancer by over 60% - The Brighter Side of News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Cat Parasite Can Seriously Disrupt Brain Function, Study Suggests - ScienceAlert

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

How does a person become transgender?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Decade after decade, century after century the Middle East has been a disaster for anyone thinking peace can be achieved. Would it not be better to just leave the Middle East to its own devices and everyone else stay out of it all?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Stellantis CEO Filosa sets senior leadership team, plans to retain North American oversight - The Detroit News

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Nam eos consequatur amet quis qui dolorem optio.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

GameStop promise replacements after retail staff staples Switch 2 screens - OC3D

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Apple’s Liquid Glass interface improves with release of iOS 26 Beta 2 - TechCrunch

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Never Too Late to Start Eating the MIND Diet That May Prevent Dementia: New Study of 90,000 Over Decades - Good News Network

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Scientists Spot Mysterious Object in Our Galaxy Pulsing Every 44 Minutes - futurism.com